luceateis:

“YES I REMEMBER THE PIZZA MAN”

oh my god oh my god

OH MY GOD

• friend: you really need to go outside
• me: send me the link

saucefactory:

#yOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

#ACTUAL PETER HALE AND DEREK HALE

olympicslut:

she was a girl

he was a computer

could i make it any more obvious

zemmer:

Oh man I just realized.

Rose/Dave and Jade/John are totally viable pairings now.

They’re god-tier, remember?

Gods don’t give a shit about incest.

• Follower: I love your blog!
• Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
• Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)

me trying to read fanfiction

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

We were talking about social networking in english

niffingitup:

inlovewithcolfer:

My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?

Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH

Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read

Teacher: good for you!

ME:Yup…

I regret nothing <3