does it annoy you guys too when the borgias keep making these scenes where cesare and lucrezia or cesare and micheletto are so close they can kiss? and you can see it in their eyes that they really want to? but then neil jordan decides to be a teasing motherfucker by jumping into another scene and you’re all like, what the fuck?

uhm, okay, so the amount of porn i’ve watched would not ever, ever be enough compare to a whipping scene in the borgias. micheletto, i really do not know what to expect of you.